The Nigerian Customs Tincan Island Port Customs command in order to ensure the physical fitness of its officers spent millions of naira to build a mini synthetic football pitch for its officers and men of the command to either play football or keep fit.
However, it is surprising to see the officers who the football field are meant for, have protruding bellies so much that you will mistake them for pregnant women. Their looks negate the fact that they are paramilitary officers.
Customs officers should look smart and not hippopotamus-like. It appears that the best sports they understand are the collection of tolls both legal and otherwise for the government but more importantly for their pockets.
On a lighter note, Somebody should tell the Public Relations department that birthed the idea of the mini synthetic football pitch to roll away the rug since it is no longer useful and give way for clearing agents to park their cars